drunken ramblings

[Vanima]

@work and thought of some of you guys here:)

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Kebab? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
11. Thank you Mr. Taxi Driver, that was a very reasonable price


number 9 might sound more familiar against a door but...:)

[Stefan]

I bet you got a lot of experience with this :P

[Bokeh]

Number 10 sounds more familiar.... i still remember getting drunk after a hardware salespitch on a tuesday. Had to work wed 0900 and i was back home at 0300 :D

[Vanima]

umm.. well considering my boss sent it to me.. and he's seen me at the xmas party..
i think i did the singign and dancing part.. but really it's much less terribad if everyone else is drunker than me to ease your suffering;)

[silverlight]

I r drunken master for i cxan say No 10 50% of the time :P-